We are all for America getting healthier. We are all for people grabbing an apple instead of a Cinnabon. But if there has ever been a jackass move, it's telling everyone you can that are on a diet. First, we really don't care - we are more concerned with what we are going … [Read more...]

Smoke detector - good! Chirping smoke detector - no so good! Smoke detector chirping at 2:00 AM? Not good at all! I'm sure the moral person who designed chirping smoke detectors thought, "now if the battery goes dead on this, this device won't save any lives. I better … [Read more...]

Timeshares got their start in the late 1970's.  This was when stoned people in leisure suits thought becoming a 1/52 owner of a condo was a great idea - maybe even a great "investment!" Timeshares, it turns out, are a freaking rip-off. Nothing more than another money-making … [Read more...]

It's not the parent's fault if their child is a genius (actually, genetically speaking, it is!). But really do you need to tell us about it? Over and over? Let me help you out Jackass. No, you don't. Honestly, we really don't care about your child's test scores. We are way … [Read more...]