Smartphones – Jackass Trouble Spot Examples of mobile phones and jackassery teaming up to make magic are legion. They are, indeed,  a match made in heaven. Where there is a cell phone/smart phone, you can be sure that a jackass is nearby. In fact, we’ve chronicled several beautiful examples of this finely tuned humanity before: […]

Abe Johnson After years of sweating “making a difference” in the world, Abe Johnson decided to just throw in the towel. He gave up. “I decided I wasn’t going to try so hard anymore. It was too much work. Furthermore, I am exhausted!” Apparently, so too were his friends and business associates. “Abe is a nice […]

The Background You know the triathlon was created as a barroom bet don’t you? “Who is the best athlete, someone who swims a mile, bikes a hundred miles, or runs a marathon?” one guy asks. ‘Well, the best athlete is someone who does all three, back-to-back!” another responds, and all nod their heads. “Well, once we […]

We are all for America getting healthier. We are all for people grabbing an apple instead of a Cinnabon. But if there has ever been a jackass move, it’s telling everyone you can that are on a diet. First, we really don’t care – we are more concerned with what we are going to eat […]

Smoke detector – good! Chirping smoke detector – no so good! Smoke detector chirping at 2:00 AM? Not good at all! I’m sure the moral person who designed chirping smoke detectors thought, “now if the battery goes dead on this, this device won’t save any lives. I better create a way for people to know […]